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The Pirate-Duck Cupcake Debacle

June 24th, 2010 | Blog Uncategorized

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Okay, I know I've given you guys heaping helpings of Shannon Shame before–but I can say without a doubt that this is DEFINITELY the worst it's ever been.

No, really. You'll be agreeing with me in a few minutes–trust me. I fail. EPICALLY.

And for those of you who missed yesterday's post–here's a quick recap so you won't be confused. Basically, Sara, my CP, is evil. I asked her to do a guest post for Lisa Mantchev week (since she's a huge fan, and I'm insanely busy trying to plan an online writer's conference.) And what does Sara do?

Fill your head with lies and dare me to vlog!!!! Decorating a cupcake!!!!! Specifically a cupcake version of one of these lovely little rubber duckies that Lisa is giving away in my contest:

And she KNOWS I can't decorate cakes to save my life. She was there for the Were-Platypus cupcake fiasco. She saw this disaster:

So she knew I was going to have to humiliate myself live on camera. And, well, I hope she's happy–because this is BY FAR the most embarrassing vlog I've ever made. Even my husband agrees. *Sigh*

Um…yeah. 
I have no words.

And as if all of this weren't humiliating enough, the lovely Lisa Mantchev–who is a big part of the reason I'm in this mess–had to send me a link to THIS (like I needed more proof of my epic failure):

So yeah…if you need me, I really AM fleeing to Mexico this time. 
Ole!
(Oh, and, as with the previous posts, anyone who leaves a comment today will get an extra entry in the Lisa Mantchev contest. If you haven't entered yet, what's wrong with you?) 🙂

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